March of the Idiots

So conservatives like March of the Penguins because it "promotes monogamy" and makes "a strong case for Intelligent Design."

Sure penguins are monogamous. For a season. Then they leave their young behind and go their separate ways. And find a new mate the next season. Like some conservatives we know.

And how is it "intelligent design" that penquins have to march back and forth to the sea to survive as a species? Sounds kinda not too well thought-out to me.

I thought March of the Penguins was charming, by the way.